"um, CM? this is X from Y project."
"um, we're having a problem with Y and Z and Q and we don't have anyone who can open a ticket... could you open a ticket for us?"
"*sigh* what does it need to say?"
"um, blah... um, blah blah... etc. oh and btw, we're still working on the stuff from fri that we were supposed to have done by 6 fri night. are you on call?"
"no, I'm not on call."
"um, well... we should be ready to test tomorrow sometime."
"uh huh, I'll email you the ticket number *click*"
So, phones going off. Schedule shows earliest time as 1pm, so I should be able to sleep in with no worries.
I will escape this work crap somehow.