if life was a MUD

Taz MANGLES you with their confessional backstab!
Taz DECIMATES you with their confessiona!
Taz ANNIHILATES you with their confession!
Taz == OBLITERATES == you with their confession!
Taz DEVASTATES you with their confession!
Taz RIPS OUT YOUR HEART AND STOMPS ON IT with their love for someone else!
YOU ARE A SUCKER!
You are INCAPACITATED, and will slowly die if not aided.